The basketball team was getting dressed out for their big game, when all of a sudden there was a riotous burst of ...

A wealthy housewife was looking out her bedroom window when she noticed her gardener working below. She opened the ...

An 80-year-old woman's doctor finally retired after many years of seeing her. At her next checkup, the new doctor ...

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession. When ...

Three men had been at a wild office party and died in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They soon found themselves ...

Two rednecks, Billy Joe and Bubba, were out driving when they noticed the gas tank was getting low, so they ...

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian ...

A mailman who'd been on a particular route for several years finally decided it was time to retire. On his last ...

(special thanks to subscriber FrogPrince) One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden. God told Adam ...

There once was a bear and a rabbit who hated each other. For years, they had been sworn enemies; and due to the ...

A crusty gunnery sergeant (it might help to imagine R. Lee Ermey from "Full Metal Jacket") found himself at a gala ...

Cinderella, now a widow at 95, is rocking away the last of her days on the front porch of her home, reflecting on ...

(Special thanks to subscriber Sandra D.) There isn't a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! I was due ...

(special thanks to subscriber Chris G.) Once upon a time, there was a bachelor who fancied himself as God's gift ...

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested ...

A young man walked into a Catholic church and stepped into the confessional. "Bless me, Father, for I have ...

Ed and Leon were on their way home from a hunting trip in northern Colorado. After driving for a few hours, they ...

Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other. The first kid asks, "So, what're you in ...

After examining his seventy-five year old patient, the doctor said, "You're in remarkable shape for a man your ...

It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car ...