The place I work occasionally requires us to go out to get various types of training. One day, they sent us out to ...

I forget things. All the time. Even important stuff, like my wife's birthday and our anniversary. This year, I had ...

Joe's wife was about to take a vacation in France with some of her girlfriends. Joe drove her to the airport, ...

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Four married men were about to go golfing. As they were putting their equipment in the golf cart, one of them ...

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In a dark and gloomy room, a fortune teller sat across from her client, a woman of about 40. The fortune teller ...

(special thanks to subscriber FrogPrince) One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden. God told Adam ...

(Thanks to subscriber frogprince for this one.) A prominent doctor was addressing a large audience. "The material ...

A man and his wife, who've been married for several years, are having a spat. They're both giving each other the ...

I was such an ugly kid... When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. I could tell my parents hated ...

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "Officer," the man began, ...

A conversation over dinner one evening... WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: ...

After many years of marriage, a husband turned into a couch potato. He became completely inattentive to his wife ...

My friend Fred had gone through a fairly ugly divorce a few months ago, and he had decided that he was finally ...

A man and his wife entered a dentist's office. The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain ...

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too ...