I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard, "Help! Help!" coming from behind a dumpster. Two thugs were ...

A couple of days ago, I was in line behind an elderly woman. I was getting a little impatient because all I had ...

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking very slowly and stiffly, with ...

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ...

An 80-year-old woman's doctor finally retired after many years of seeing her. At her next checkup, the new doctor ...

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two ...

An elderly woman went to the doctor's office to complain of an unusual problem. "For the past few months," she ...

(Here's another one from my mom...) Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared ...

An octogenarian who was an avid golfer moved to a new town and joined the local country club. On the first day ...

(Thanks to subscriber frogprince for this one.) A prominent doctor was addressing a large audience. "The material ...

A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the following: We always used to ...

Dear Tommy and Joan, The other day I went to my local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus" ...

Cinderella, now a widow at 95, is rocking away the last of her days on the front porch of her home, reflecting on ...

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and have decided to get married. Jacob suggests that the ...

Every year, Stumpy and his wife, Martha, would make the trek down from their mountain home to visit the State ...

After examining his seventy-five year old patient, the doctor said, "You're in remarkable shape for a man your ...