A wealthy housewife was looking out her bedroom window when she noticed her gardener working below. She opened the window and called down to him, “Ramon… please come up to my bedroom.”
Ramon soon arrived and asked what he could do for her.
“Ramon,” she said. “Please take off my heels.”
Ramon did as he was asked.
“Now Ramon,” she continued, “please take off my stockings.”
Ramon removed her stockings.
“And now take off my skirt and blouse,” said the housewife.
Again, Ramon did as he was asked.
“And last, Ramon,” said the housewife, “I want you to take off my underwear.”
Ramon blushed and took off her underwear.
“Ramon,” said the housewife as she looked deeply into his eyes, “If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you’re fired!”