A mailman who’d been on a particular route for several years finally decided it was time to retire. On his last day, many of the people on his route had gifts for him. He received homemade cookies, Amazon gift cards, and all sorts of other goodies.
He was feeling pretty good about life when he approached one of the last houses of the day. As he approached the door, he was surprised when it opened to reveal a stunning young woman in see-through lingerie.
“Why don’t you come inside for a bit?” she purred.
The mailman almost declined, but then he decided “what the heck” and entered the home.
The woman led him to her bedroom and proceeded to treat him to carnal delights he’d never even imagined. They enjoyed one another’s company for nearly an hour before finally stopping in exhaustion.
Panting slightly, the young woman said, “Now, I want you to come with me to the dining room.”
The mailman agreed, following her to find a dining table filled with amazing food including roast beef, turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, spinach and green bean casseroles, and cherry cobbler for dessert.
After eating so much he thought he would burst, the mailman finally stood up with a smile. “This has been the most amazing day of my life!” he said. “But it’s getting a little late, and I guess I should finish my last few deliveries.”
“Oh, wait!” exclaimed the woman. “There’s one more thing I need to give you.”
The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a dollar bill, handing it to the mailman.
“Um… not to appear ungrateful or anything,” said the mailman, “but what’s this for?”
“Well,” the woman replied, “when I told my husband you were retiring and asked him what we should do for you, he said, ‘Eh, screw him. Give him a dollar’…
…”The meal was my idea.”