Two Church Deacons at the Bar

Two rural church deacons who were having a sociable beer in the local tavern when they saw their minister drive by and take a good long look at their pickup trucks parked outside.

One deacon ducked down and said, “I hope the reverend didn’t see us or recognize my pickup.”

The other shrugged and replied, “What difference does it make. God knows we’re in here, and he’s the only one who counts.”

The first deacon countered, “Yeah, but I’m betting that God won’t tell my wife!”