A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office.
“Doctor,” she says, “something’s really wrong. No matter where I touch my body there’s a tremendous pain!”
The doctor is concerned about this and asks her to demonstrate. The redhead touches her arm and winces in agony. She presses her abdomen and cries out. She touches her thigh and has to blink back tears from the pain.
The doctor watches, thoughtfully, then says, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?”
“Well, no,” says the girl. “I’m actually a blonde.” “I thought so,” says the doctor. “Your finger is broken.”