Points to Ponder

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling “Evian” backward: Yeah — “Naive”

What’s the logic behind a “smoking” section in a restaurant? Isn’t that like having a “peeing” section in a pool?

If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?

If a person who plays the piano is called a pianist, shouldn’t a person who drives a racecar be called a racist?

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

If American mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out of her nose?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? When you’re filing your taxes, have you ever noticed that when you put the two words “The” and “IRS” together, it spells “THEIRS”?