Little Johnny at School…
Teacher: Johnny, please tell the class the chemical formula for water. Johnny: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O! Teacher: Johnny, that’s not right! What on earth are you talking about? Johnny: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O!
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Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
Johnny: I is…
Teacher: No, Johnny. Always say, “I am.”
Johnny: All right… I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Teacher: Johnny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
Johnny: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
Teacher: No, that’s wrong.
Johnny: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Johnny: Because George still had the axe in his hand?
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Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Johnny: You know, what’s really funny is that I’ve got another pair just like it at home.
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Sunday School Teacher: Now, Johnny, tell me frankly… do you say your prayers before eating?
Johnny: No ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Johnny, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Johnny: No, Teacher. It’s the same dog!
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Teacher: Johnny, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Johnny: A teacher?