A Lawyer Wrecks His BMW

A lawyer was driving his BMW along a winding mountain road, when all of a sudden his tire blew out! The car swerved and rolled down a steep embankment. The lawyer crawled from the twisted wreckage and staggered back up to the road, crying, “My BMW… my beautiful BMW…”

A kind farmer stopped by and tried to ask what had happened, but all the lawyer could do was whimper, “My BMW… my beautiful BMW…”

“Look man,” exclaimed the farmer, “you need to snap out of it. You’re bleeding all over, and… good grief! Your left arm’s been cut off!”

The lawyer blinked, looked down at his missing arm and shrieked, “My Rolex! My beautiful Rolex!!!”