The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of giving his standard response, reassuring her that her breasts are fine, the husband comes up with a suggestion. He tells her, “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day you should rub a piece of toilet paper between them for a few seconds.”

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

“How long will this take?” she asks.

“They’ll grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.

The wife stops. “Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them grow over the years?”

He replies, “Worked for your butt, didn’t it?”

(Editors note: The husband survived, and with a great deal of therapy may even walk again someday.)