The Price for a Round of Golf

Four married men were about to go golfing. As they were putting their equipment in the golf cart, one of them said, “You guys have no idea what I had to go through to get out here this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.”

The second guy laughed. “That’s nothing,” he said. “I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.”

The third guy said, “Man, you guys have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.”

They got in the cart and had actually played a few holes when they realized that the fourth guy hadn’t said a word about how he managed to get out of the house. “Come on,” they teased. “What did you have to promise your wife so she’d let you come out here?”

The fourth guy just smiled. “Actually, it was pretty easy. I just woke up early, gave my wife a little nudge and asked if she was feeling frisky. She sat up, looked out the window, and said, ‘Well, would you look at that — what a beautiful day for a round of golf!'”