Terrible Employee Evaluations
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  • Bubble Shooter Puddings: Dessert BlasterPLAY NOW!
    Bubble Shooter Puddings: ..
    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5
    33
  • Super Tank War Game: Upgrade & Destroy!PLAY NOW!
    Super Tank War Game: ..
    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5
    26
  • Zoo Pinball: Lions and Tigers and HipposPLAY NOW!
    Zoo Pinball: Lions and ..
    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5
    23
  • Hammer Master Game: Drive Nails, Pop BalloonsPLAY NOW!
    Hammer Master Game: ..
    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5
    45
  • Atari Breakout: Official Classic Arcade GamePLAY NOW!
    Atari Breakout: Official ..
    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5
    124
  • Cannon Balls 3D: Blast the Toy BlocksPLAY NOW!
    Cannon Balls 3D: Blast ..
    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5
    46
  • Slice Rush: Speed Chop Fruits and VeggiesPLAY NOW!
    Slice Rush: Speed Chop ..
    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5
    36
  • Mayan Marbles: Rotating Bubble PopperPLAY NOW!
    Mayan Marbles: Rotating ..
    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5
    81
  • Perfect Piano Game: Tap Your Best RhythmPLAY NOW!
    Perfect Piano Game: Tap ..
    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5
    265
  • Moto X3M Game: Spectacular Death StuntsPLAY NOW!
    Moto X3M Game: ..
    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5
    167
  • 3D Tower Crash Game: Destroy With ColorsPLAY NOW!
    3D Tower Crash Game: ..
    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5
    332
  • Cheap Golf: Weird Retro AI Putt-Putt GamePLAY NOW!
    Cheap Golf: Weird Retro ..
    1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5
    319
  • 3D Bus Parking Game: Develop Expert SkillsPLAY NOW!
    3D Bus Parking Game: ..
    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5
    216
  • Curve Ball Game: A New Spin on PongPLAY NOW!
    Curve Ball Game: A New ..
    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5
    359
  • 3D Bubble Tower Game: Rotating Color ShooterPLAY NOW!
    3D Bubble Tower Game: ..
    2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 52 votes, average: 5.00 out of 52 votes, average: 5.00 out of 52 votes, average: 5.00 out of 52 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5
    947
  • Slot Car Race Game: Adhere to the TrackPLAY NOW!
    Slot Car Race Game: ..
    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5
    146
  • Hanoi Tower 3D Game: Stack to the HeavensPLAY NOW!
    Hanoi Tower 3D Game: ..
    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5
    293
  • Fruit Ninja: Hack Flying Bananas, Melons, BombsPLAY NOW!
    Fruit Ninja: Hack Flying ..
    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5
    250
  • Fuzzies: Escape the Evil Squishing MachinePLAY NOW!
    Fuzzies: Escape the Evil ..
    1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5
    328
  • Temple Run 2: Escape the Evil GorillaPLAY NOW!
    Temple Run 2: Escape the ..
    1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5
    225
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Terrible Employee Evaluations

Office & Work Humor Zany 02 Mar , 2021 0

These gems were allegedly collected from actual employee evaluations over the years. You’ll note that some of them wouldn’t make it past the review board in today’s politically correct society. Actual names have been removed to protect the incompetent.

“Since my last report, he has reached rock-bottom and started to dig.”

“In closing, I would recommend that she not be allowed to breed.”

“I find that he is not really so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t-be.”

“He works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”

“When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.”

“This young lady has delusions of adequacy.”

“He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.”

“This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”

“This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.”

“He is a gross ignoramus, which is to say he is 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.”

“He doesn’t have ulcers; he’s a carrier.”

“I would like to go hunting with him sometime.”

“It seems that this designer has been working with glue too much.”

“He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.”

“When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.”

“If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one.”

“This employee is a prime candidate for natural selection.”

“It would seem that she donated her brain to science before she was done using it.”

“In summary, the gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train is nowhere in sight.”

“He’s got two brains cells: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.”

“If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.”

“If you give this employee a penny for her thoughts, you’d get change.”

“If you stand close enough to her, you can hear the ocean.”

“It’s hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.”

“This employee is one neuron short of a synapse.”

“Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.”

“It takes her 2 hours to watch ’60 Minutes.'”

“The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.”

“Apparently he got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn’t looking.”

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