A woman walks into a vet’s waiting room, dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. Judging by the expression on the rabbit’s face, it absolutely does not want to be there.
“Sit, Fluffy,” says the woman.
Fluffy glares at her and, sopping wet, jumps up on another customer’s lap, getting water all over him.
“I said sit, now there’s a good Fluffy,” says the woman, slightly embarrassed.
Fluffy, wet already, squats in the middle of the room and urinates.
The woman, mortally embarrassed, shouts, “Fluffy, will you PLEASE behave?!”
Fluffy jumps up off the floor and starts a fight with a Doberman, chasing it around the office and knocking over everything in sight.
As the woman gets up to retrieve her wayward bunny, she turns to the rest of the flabbergasted customers and says:
“I’m so sorry. You see, I’ve just washed my hare and can’t do a thing with it!”