That Horse Don’t Look Too Good

A city slicker was driving through the country when he spotted a horse standing in a field. He was quite taken with the animal, so he pulled over to ask the farmer if it was for sale.

“Afraid not,” said the farmer.

“I’ll give you a thousand bucks!” said the city slicker.

“I can’t sell you that horse,” replied the farmer. “He don’t look too good.”

“Listen,” said the city slicker. “I really like that horse and I want him. In fact, I’ll give you two thousand!”

“Well, all right,” answered the farmer. “If you want him so bad, consider him sold.”

The next day, the man returned the horse, screaming that he had been ripped off. “You jerk,” he yelled. “You sold me a blind horse!”

“Well,” said the farmer, “I told you he don’t look too good.”