A man brought a limp dog into the veterinary clinic.
The doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placed it on the dog’s chest, and said, “I’m sorry, but your dog has passed away.”
“What?” screamed the man. “I want another opinion!”
With that, the doctor left the room and returned with a Labrador retriever who sniffed the limp dog and sadly said, “Woof.”
The veterinarian then brought in a Siamese cat, which walked around the dog, shook his head, and said, “Meow.”
The veterinarian said, “There’s nothing more I can do,” and then handed the man a bill for $600.
The dog’s owner became enraged and demanded an explanation for the bill.
The doctor shook his head sadly and explained, “If you had just taken my word, I wouldn’t have charged you anything. After the Lab work and the cat scan, though….”