What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don’t have any body to go out with.
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re so wrapped up in themselves.
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
What do you get when you try to grab a ghost?
A hand full of sheet.
What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel.
What was Dracula’s favorite breed of dog?
The bloodhound, of course.
What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath.
What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure.
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation.