Rejected Children’s Book Titles
The following list may or may not have come from children’s book publishers. Now that authors can self-publish on Amazon, you may be able to find them online now.
- Strangers Have the Best Candy
- The Little Sissy Who Snitched
- Some Kittens Can Fly!
- Daddy’s New Wife Steve
- You’re Different and That’s Bad
- POP! Goes the Hamster… and Other Great Microwave Games
- Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
- Things That Go Bump in the Night in Mommy and Daddy’s Bedroom
- The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Birds, Fish, and Let’s Go Ride Our Skateboards at the What’s This Thing on the Carpet?
- The Kid’s Guide to Hitchhiking
- The Funny Balloon in Daddy’s Wallet
- From Sissy to Bully in Six Easy Steps
- Mommy Drinks Because You Cry
- Lessons in Diversity: Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Can Be Friends
- Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
- My Dog Really Likes Your Dog
- You Were an Accident
- Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
- Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
- Your Nightmares Are Real
- The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
- The Magical World of Abandoned Refrigerators
- Mommy Left Home and It’s All Your Fault