Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who tied them up, put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. Things looked pretty grim as the water started heating up, but suddenly one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.
The other missionary couldn’t believe it! “What’s wrong with you?” he asked his companion. “We’re being boiled alive! They’re gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?”
The other missionary stopped laughing just long enough to gasp out, “I just peed in the soup!”