The basketball team was getting dressed out for their big game, when all of a sudden there was a riotous burst of laughter. The coach came running into the locker room to see what was going on. Immediately, he turned to his star player and pointed.
“Hobbs, is that a ladies’ brassiere you’re wearing?” he asked.
“Um, yeah, coach,” replied Hobbs. “It is.”
“For God’s sake, man, how long have you been wearing that thing?” the coach asked indignantly.
Hobbs grinned sheepishly. “Ever since my wife found it in the back of our car.”